THERE'S NO "O" OR "N" IN VOLUNTEER!!! ...yeah, don't ask. ...Art

Hey guys. Rofo checking in from the bush out at Killbear Provincial Park where it's cold and raining, but I'm enjoying myself well enough so far. Weather's supposed to be nice tomorrow, we'll see if that holds up. Soon I hope to update this thing on some other goings on, I've got a couple of pictures to post as well, just haven't gotten any free time at a computer for weeks now. Anyway, I'm done taking a shit in the outhouse here, so I'd best get going. Take care folks. ...Art

Anyone want to go to a free taping of The Red Green Show with me? Get in touch. ...Art

Hey, guess who just found out he's getting laid off? This morning I got the Acura back. Things were going well today for all of six hours at least... oh well.

Fucking the dog today... been hours now. Nothing going on. Guess I'm close to getting laid off again as it seems like it's winding down around here. Oh well... weekend starts in ten minutes, so I guess I shouldn't complain too loudly. Hope the weather shapes up for the weekend though, this cold rain feels more like fall than summer. Meh. ...Art

Okay. Sand Banks Provincial Park P0WNZ me. More details next time I get myself in front of a PC as I'm too tired right now to even boot up the computer to blog. The cell phone seemed more immediate and... well where I was and not in the other room. Heh... My real bed awaits. Talk to ya later. ...Art

Okay, at least I've finally gotten confirmation... Acura IS covering my car. Hey, maybe I'll even get it back sometime before winter sets in... why's it so cold at night the last few days? ...Art

They found my car. It hasn't been touched. Of course. What the fuck is with these people? I should buy a new car and sue them. ...Art

How, exactly, do I go from the car being in the shop now and it being done sometime around three... to uh, have you heard from Acura yet? So now they're trying to find out where my car is and what's going on with it, and I'll be called right back. I'm not holding my breath. ...Art

Wicked! My car should be ready by threeish this afternoon! Tee-hee! ...Art

"Loving you is easy 'cuz you're beautiful... doo de doo-do dee-do... AAAAAAAUGH!" ...this song has been tormenting me FOR DAYS. DAMN YOU CAVE DWELLERS!!

Yeah, today's Where In The World Is Art blog post is a great improvement over the last one. No propane in sight, only sand, grass, bikinis, water... and Iza making note of coolers with beer. Some things never change. But, my girl's alcoholism aside, the weather's perfect and I'm having a good time. Boo-yeah! ...Art

Sitting in the parking lot at Home Depot next to the stack of propane tanks. Just in case you should care. Which you don't. I know this for a fact. ...Art